wayward son

upperstories:

ironychan:

usbdongle:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

hannibal takes up digital art

hannibal vector

hannibal takes up ghost hunting

hannibal specter 

hannibal puts up a hummingbird feeder

hannibal nectar

hannibal becomes a professor at an ivy-league institute

hannibal lecture

hannibal is the chief administrator of a church

hannibal rector

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destinedtobeunworthy:

hiddensmirk:

I want to be a Hobbit so badly.

1. You eat at least 7 times a day.
2. You’re short and cute.
3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby.
4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring… even if it’s frowned upon).
5. The Shire is beautiful.
6. Most adorable homes.
7. Perfect little curly hair.
8. Can walk around barefoot.

I see no downsides to this.

#sometimes a wizard shows up and fucks up all your shit

but what’s a few broken dishes compared to an adventure?

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dannibri:

bootslots:

den-laekker-pige:

shitweed:

ladyherondale:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

It used to take me an hour and a half of travel time to visit my sister in the same state.

it takes me an hour and a half to get to uni ever day

It takes me 1 hour on 2 buses and 2 trains just to get to school every day. Straya.

it takes me 2 hours to get through the same fucking city

and then there’s Europeans at the museum like “yeah we’re gonna drive to the Grand Canyon this afternoon” what the hell is your car doing, Mach 3?

poor Texas…..it got eatn’ by Australia…but it does trip me out that its as big as Europe…..I hate you Texas. you hot ass weather asshole.

Australia is the Texas of the globe//Texas is the Australia of the USA.

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So I was watching Scrubs
and hanging up laundry
and it’s almost 1 AM
and I started thinking to my socks
(because, you know, talking to them would be weird)
about how they wouldn’t have to be separated much longer
and I started thinking how sadly funny it would be if socks could have Social Anxiety Disorder
and how they would cope being hung up with other laundry
and how it’s probably a good thing they can’t get separation anxiety because of all the socks that get lost in the dryer
and how that wouldn’t happen here
because I’m in Korea
and I don’t have a dryer
but then I walked into my bedroom
and saw the place where I put the socks I couldn’t match
OH LORD it happens anyway
I hope they’re okay

I really shouldn’t watch Scrubs and do laundry at the same time late at night again

but I probably will since there are 9 seasons
and I just started season 2




It’s all JD’s fault

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ask-ripple-flash:

ask-thunderblast:

ask-fallin-soarin-rainbowdash:

 

this is war in my pants

dust child in my pants….

So Many Girls-In My Pants. :T cool!

“Connect in my pants…”

Made me realize in my pants….what

Libera me from this hell in my pants…

WHY IS HELL IN MY PANTS

Gallery Piece- in my pants. I think I may have stolen something.

Runaways in my pants

Miss Korea in my pants
내바지에서 미스코리아는 미예요

aesalazar:

No shit, Shiner.

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listening to a cello trio play Smooth Criminal while eating a Big Mac

Came home to find a brass ensemble playing “la Cucaracha” outside my building.

everweepthefandoms:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

moraniarty:

flailingmuse:

moraniarty:

offfensive:

If we follow each other I swear to god I want to talk to you please make the first move please

omg I misread this as movie

now all I can imagine is some epic trilogy about our relationship

#The fellowship of the bloggers #The two tumblrs #Return of the Follower

 #one does not simply walk into my ask box

#YOU #SHALL NOT #UNFOLLOW

#Some day I shall receive an anon ask #But that is not this day

Sneaky little followerses…

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