This won’t happen for another 1,000 years
Doesn’t that happen every hundred years?
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
I want to take a nap before my next class, but I’m afraid I won’t wake up in time—even with a phone alarm.
Tell me your fic’s unbetaed, and I’ll still read it.
Tell me your fic’s unbetaed, but that you checked it for spelling/punctuation/grammar errors, and I’ll still read it.
Tell me your fic’s unbetaed, and that you couldn’t be bothered to check it for spelling/punctuation/grammar errors, and I’m out the friggin’ door. If you’re not going to take the time to make sure your story’s readable, I’m not going to take the time to read it.
Tell me you fic’s unbetaed and you want someone to proofread it, and I’ll proofread it.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh
Or wish that you had that much credit available on your card and charge everything.