wayward son

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

I want to take a nap before my next class, but I’m afraid I won’t wake up in time—even with a phone alarm.

Mozzarella Chicken Spam

Yeah, you read that correctly. Mozzarella. Chicken. Spam.

Happened across this at my neighborhood grocery store. Had to buy it and try it. Bought two in case I liked it and wanted more. Inventories here in Korea aren’t consistent—if you find something you like, better buy two ‘cuz it might not be there next time.

hugealienpie:

Okay, look.

Tell me your fic’s unbetaed, and I’ll still read it.

Tell me your fic’s unbetaed, but that you checked it for spelling/punctuation/grammar errors, and I’ll still read it.

Tell me your fic’s unbetaed, and that you couldn’t be bothered to check it for spelling/punctuation/grammar errors, and I’m out the friggin’ door. If you’re not going to take the time to make sure your story’s readable, I’m not going to take the time to read it.

Tell me you fic’s unbetaed and you want someone to proofread it, and I’ll proofread it.

(via the-wordbutler)

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

The peanut butter goes on top.
http://youtu.be/blYkS-xr13s

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

The peanut butter goes on top.

http://youtu.be/blYkS-xr13s

(Source: music-singing-sun, via crownmalone)

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

Or wish that you had that much credit available on your card and charge everything.

(via crownmalone)

theatlantic:

What’s Closer To Texas Than Texas Is To Itself?

This map shows (roughly) how large the Lone Star State is. Points in the map’s red section are closer to somewhere in Texas than the opposite sides of Texas are to each other.
That’s right: You can be in Fargo, or Atlanta, or San Diego … and be closer to Texas than Texas is to itself.
That’s what the map above says. Texas is big.
Read more. [Image: mostwrong / Reddit]

theatlantic:

What’s Closer To Texas Than Texas Is To Itself?

This map shows (roughly) how large the Lone Star State is. Points in the map’s red section are closer to somewhere in Texas than the opposite sides of Texas are to each other.

That’s right: You can be in Fargo, or Atlanta, or San Diego … and be closer to Texas than Texas is to itself.

That’s what the map above says. Texas is big.

Read more. [Image: mostwrong / Reddit]

(via fuckyeahtx)